She had a lot to say...

"Ah, George W. Bush. You will probably be remembered mostly for starting two wars, killing the economy, and spectacularly mishandling the Hurricane Katrina crisis. But let it never be said that you didn't say some really funny shit.


'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the
country.'
- George W. Bush

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
- George W. Bush

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor,
and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
-George W. Bush


'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future.'
- George W. Bush

'The future will be better tomorrow.'
- George W. Bush

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the
world.'
- George W. Bush

'We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We
have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe'
- George W. Bush

'Public speaking is very easy.'
- George W. Bush

'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to
the polls.'
- George W. Bush

'I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't
always agree with them.'
-George Bush

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not
occur.'
- George W. Bush

'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'
-George W. Bush

'Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children.'
-George W. Bush

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
- George W. Bush

And the cherry on top:

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'
- George W Bush

Obama may right a number of the wrongs you committed, but he probably won't be as cringe-inducingly entertaining. Oh, well. At least Tina Fey got to lampoon Sarah Palin for a while.

Live for today. Hope for the future. Smile at the past.

It's the way to live. It's bringing me too much happiness. Happyness overload...

This is what a livejournal is good for.

Fuck Christmas. Another goddamn man-made stress machine. I set my alarm for 7am to catch a flight at 11am, and my fucking phone doesn't ring til 9am. Yes, I double checked my setting and it said 7AM, Still, it decides not to ring til 9.
So I get up at nine and my ride to the airport is in tiburon, I tell him come back to San Rafael and pick me up at my apartment. He does. We drive. I'm freaking out. Then, I realize I don't have my wallett.....so I can't check in. So I say fuck it, thank you for the ride. Call my Dad and tell him I'm sorry. We talk, he makes me feel better(as always) and I guess I'm not going til next week instead. One problem: if I go next week I am going to miss Sea of Dreams. I am so sorry Heather and everyone. I'm selling my ticket to a lucky fellow for only $70, tis the season. I guess it makes me feel better.

Two words: FUCK TECHNOLOGY. Fuck the verizon JUKE...that skinny ass penis piece of shit phone. MP3 player? Who gives a FUCK, all I want is for you to wake me up when I god damn set you to. I want Metro PCS.

Hi, I'm drunk. And I would like to take this drunk moment to let everyone know that I have never been happier in my life.

Get truly happy, and you'll never come-down....

- "Beautiful, really, though I am quite EM-FUCKIN-BARASSED"
- "Do u tell urself that to help you go to sleep at night?"
- "Whoa nvm
- Take back that last comment I thought that was "I'M-FUCKIN-BADASS"

G: "Hey Chris, you ever hear of that term 'white girl?'"
Boss Chris: "....um, you mean like.. Jana?"
G: "No, like the term for someone who's strung out on Cocaine."
Me: "So I'm cocaine now, Gabby? It went from Jana, to 'Janas', to 'Twisted little Gnome', to the 'Jana Montana Banana-Rama',. and now it's just plain 'COCAINE'?"
G: "...........you're a freak, Jana"
Me: "OH, now I'm the FREAK? What's it gonna be in the next TEN minutes?"
G: "Dead meat."

One of these days that girls fist is going to beat my face in, and I STILL get paid $11.50 an hour :D

 don't know what the point of this post is, I think I just needed to put it somewhere whether it be the world or the world wide web. And either or....hear this.....

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. for your fellow homosapien, for you fellow dicot, for your fellow HYDROGEN MOLECULE MAKE UP DAMN IT!

http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Editorials/Guests/Legalize.html

if you really want to make Drugs go away....become "God" or whatever power "made" life and destroy the materials to make them....because people love drugs. Its like drinking and driving...if you really don't want  people to drinkand drive, then don't give them cars and alcohol..

I lik eto ITE ITE ITEI  IPLES AND BANINIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.friedeggshow.com/


....hahahahaha, the most common search tags for my photobucket account are the words "Coachella, Anderson Cooper, Heroin, Chickens, and Phish." SO GOOD!

http://www.thepixelplant.net/dmf/dmf.html

have fun

As of yesterday, I am now a fresh member of the DUI club!


.......this is me saluting myself.

FAAAAAACK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other
side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
to ensure -- right
from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country
gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really
isn't about me . . .

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road
before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle
ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain
against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You
can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth?
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my
friends, that chicken
is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become
gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like
'the other side.'
That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as
plain and as
simple as that.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.


JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
chickens.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
your definition of
chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

- "Is that a moose on your phone background?"
- "No, that's Jean wearing moose ears."

Hooray for havi
ng no expectation
s!

I feel horrible. Right now I wish I could clone myself and beat the shit out of it, so I could feel better. I feel like the scene is crumbling and now it's just a pile of mush that I hate and poke at every now and then.

I figure I'll take some mush, just add water, and start from there....start building. Time to evolve.

1 week...........

Wow.

Last night I was going to go to a party in Santa Rosa, but I had to pick up my paycheck so that I could put gas in my car to get there. My friends already bounced and I had JUST enough gas to get to my old job. Turns out my boss's car broke down in the city and he couldn't bring me my paycheck. Not only that, but I didn't have any gas to get home from my boss's office.

So god damn lame on a Saturday night after you've been working your ass off ALL week.....literally. Watching Titanic made me feel a little more fortunate.